Welcome to Wednesday, the day where your ambition is as wrinkled as your clothes.
On Wednesdays, we power through with humor, coffee, and a side of sarcasm.
On Wednesdays, we’re halfway to wrong decisions and regrettable actions. Cheers!
Remember, Wednesday is the day to celebrate being halfway done with putting up with people for the week.
On this Wednesday, may your coffee be strong and your patience longer.
It’s Wednesday! The day to remind yourself that you’ve survived half the week without being abducted by aliens.
Welcome to Wednesday – the day to wonder where the weekend went and where the next one is.
Wednesdays are like that friend who says they’re on their way but hasn’t left the house yet.
Wednesdays are like the middle child – mostly ignored but surprisingly resourceful.
May your Wednesday be as swift as your decision to ignore the alarm clock.