• Welcome to Wednesday, the day where your ambition is as wrinkled as your clothes.

  • On Wednesdays, we power through with humor, coffee, and a side of sarcasm.

  • On Wednesdays, we’re halfway to wrong decisions and regrettable actions. Cheers!

  • Remember, Wednesday is the day to celebrate being halfway done with putting up with people for the week.

  • On this Wednesday, may your coffee be strong and your patience longer.

  • It’s Wednesday! The day to remind yourself that you’ve survived half the week without being abducted by aliens.

  • Welcome to Wednesday – the day to wonder where the weekend went and where the next one is.

  • Wednesdays are like that friend who says they’re on their way but hasn’t left the house yet.

  • Wednesdays are like the middle child – mostly ignored but surprisingly resourceful.

  • May your Wednesday be as swift as your decision to ignore the alarm clock.