• Roses are red, violets are blue, if you were a meme, I’d choose you. Happy Valentine’s Day!

  • Happy Valentine’s Day to someone who understands my love for pizza is pure but my love for you is purer.

  • Happy Valentine’s Day! You’re my favorite person to plan our future with, based on our zodiac signs.

  • Happy Valentine’s Day! Here’s to loving each other more than our phones—well, at least in public.

  • Happy Valentine’s Day! You’re the person I want to share my phone battery with when it’s at 1%.

  • This Valentine’s, let’s celebrate the most romantic love story of all: ours. Plot twists included.

  • Let’s spend Valentine’s Day appreciating the most important person in our lives: the one who delivers our food.

  • “Roses are red, this poem’s a disaster, but life with you couldn’t be better.” Happy Valentine’s Day!

  • Here’s to a Valentine’s Day filled with laughter and not taking life too seriously—except for our love.

  • This Valentine’s Day, let’s celebrate the fact that we’ve managed to avoid becoming Facebook official.