Valentine’s Day tip: Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not really good at this, but I still love you. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Happy Valentine’s Day! Let’s promise to only steal the blankets from each other tonight.
Roses are red, violets are cheaper, if I give you this card, can I call you my keeper? Happy Valentine’s!
Happy Valentine’s Day! I love you more than I love scrolling through my phone in bed. Almost.
Here’s to a Valentine’s Day filled with love, laughter, and not silently judging each other’s dessert choices.
Happy Valentine’s Day! Remember, being with me is the real gift. No refunds or exchanges.
Here’s to a Valentine’s Day spent loving you more than I love binge-watching my favorite series.
Happy Valentine’s Day! Here’s to loving each other more than our favorite memes.
Let’s make this Valentine’s Day special by not making any plans and just winging it. Like our relationship.
