Valentine’s Day tip: Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap.
This Valentine’s Day, let’s make a pact to spoil each other with love, laughter, and the last slice of pizza.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not really good at this, but I still love you. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Happy Valentine’s Day! Let’s promise to only steal the blankets from each other tonight.
On Valentine’s Day, let’s cherish our love and the fact that you haven’t gotten tired of my snoring yet.
Here’s to a Valentine’s Day where our biggest decision is what movie to fall asleep to.
Roses are red, violets are cheaper, if I give you this card, can I call you my keeper? Happy Valentine’s!
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you were a meme, I’d share you. Happy Valentine’s!
Happy Valentine’s Day! Our love story is my favorite, especially the parts where we both end up laughing.
Happy Valentine’s Day! I love you more than I love scrolling through my phone in bed. Almost.
