Happy Valentine’s Day! Our love is like a fine wine. It gets more expensive the more we have to deal with it.
Happy Valentine’s Day! Remember, love is a lot like gas, if you have to force it, it’s probably crap.
Roses are red, violets are fine, let’s order takeout and I’ll call it a dine. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Let’s celebrate our love this Valentine’s Day by not scrolling through our phones while we’re in the same room.
Here’s to a Valentine’s Day full of love, laughter, and not arguing over what to watch next. We both know it’ll be a compromise.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not good at rhymes, just pretend this one flew. Happy Valentine’s!
Happy Valentine’s Day! I love you more than I love coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.
Happy Valentine’s Day! I love you more than pizza, and that’s saying something because you know how I feel about pizza.
Roses are red, cacti are prickly, sorry for sometimes being so sticky. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Happy Valentine’s Day! I’m so glad you’re as weird as me. It’s hard to find two unicorns in this world.
