Happy Valentine’s Day to the only person I’d share my last slice of pizza with. Just kidding. Let’s order another one.
Happy Valentine’s Day! You’re my favorite person to make plans with that we both know we’ll cancel.
Here’s to being my emergency contact, snack partner, and Valentine. You wear many hats and they all look good on you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you were a Netflix series, I’d binge-watch you. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Here’s to Valentine’s Day and not having to share my dessert with you. Love means understanding my need for sugar.
Happy Valentine’s Day! Together we are a perfect match, like pizza and ranch. Not everyone gets it, but it works.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you were a flower, I’d pick you. Then reconsider because, allergies.
Happy Valentine’s Day! Remember, chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don’t need an appointment.
Happy Valentine’s Day! Let’s celebrate by not making plans we’ll both pretend to forget about.
Let’s make this Valentine’s Day special by eating all the chocolates ourselves and blaming it on the dog.
