• Happy Valentine’s Day to the only person I’d share my last slice of pizza with. Just kidding. Let’s order another one.

  • Happy Valentine’s Day! You’re my favorite person to make plans with that we both know we’ll cancel.

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, if you were a meme, I’d choose you. Happy Valentine’s Day!

  • Happy Valentine’s Day to someone who understands my love for pizza is pure but my love for you is purer.

  • Happy Valentine’s Day! You’re my favorite person to plan our future with, based on our zodiac signs.

  • Happy Valentine’s Day! Here’s to loving each other more than our phones—well, at least in public.

  • Happy Valentine’s Day! You’re the person I want to share my phone battery with when it’s at 1%.

  • Here’s to being my emergency contact, snack partner, and Valentine. You wear many hats and they all look good on you.

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, if you were a Netflix series, I’d binge-watch you. Happy Valentine’s Day!

  • This Valentine’s, let’s celebrate the most romantic love story of all: ours. Plot twists included.