Let’s be thankful for Thanksgiving: the holiday where you don’t have to apologize for eating seconds… or thirds.
May your Thanksgiving be great and your Black Friday injuries be minor.
Happy Thanksgiving! Remember, calories don’t count today… so say the leftovers in the fridge.
Here’s to a Thanksgiving filled with food comas and couch naps! Happy feasting!
May your relatives’ political opinions be as absent as my diet plan this Thanksgiving.
This Thanksgiving, let’s appreciate the turkey for being the only one more stuffed than us.
Happy Thanksgiving! May you have more pie than problems and more laughter than leftovers.
Happy Thanksgiving! May your family arguments be as brief as your turkey’s time out of the oven.
Happy Thanksgiving! May your turkey be plump and your tummy content, or at least make for a good story.
Wishing you a Thanksgiving so fulfilling, even your pants decide to take the day off.
