Wishing you a New Year filled with as much bliss as a cat in a sunbeam.
Wishing you a New Year’s resolution list as short as my attention span.
Let’s celebrate the New Year with the hope it’s not followed by a Part 2.
Let’s welcome the New Year with the enthusiasm of a squirrel with a new nut.
Let’s make a New Year’s resolution to stop saying, I’ll start on Monday.
May your New Year be as smooth as your moves on the dance floor.
May your New Year be filled with less autocorrect embarrassments.
May your New Year be as positive as a dog seeing a leash.
Let’s hope for a New Year with more batteries included.
Wishing you a New Year with fewer oops moments and more woohoo moments.
