Wishing you the ability to find your phone, keys, and mind throughout the New Year.
May your New Year involve less folding laundry and more folding pizza slices.
Wishing you a New Year with more ping pong and less pong in life’s ping.
Wishing you a New Year’s fitness routine that doesn’t involve running… late.
May your New Year be filled with as much excitement as finding free Wi-Fi.
Wishing you a New Year that’s as organized as your Pinterest boards.
Let’s ring in the New Year with resolutions we might actually keep.
May your coffee be strong and your New Year resolutions flexible.
Let’s hope the New Year brings us closer to people who know how to use their turn signal.
May your New Year be filled with as much joy as adopting a second cat.
