• Wishing you the ability to find your phone, keys, and mind throughout the New Year.

  • May the New Year bless you with health, wealth, and happiness.

  • May your New Year involve less folding laundry and more folding pizza slices.

  • Wishing you a New Year with more ping pong and less pong in life’s ping.

  • Wishing you a New Year’s fitness routine that doesn’t involve running… late.

  • Wishing you a year fully loaded with joy.

  • Let the New Year bring you the strength to face the challenges of life and courage to adjust the sail to take every situation to your stride.

  • Wishing you a fresh start with renewed energy and confidence throughout the New Year.

  • May your New Year be filled with as much excitement as finding free Wi-Fi.

  • Let the New Year days be as bright as the sunshine and as calm as the moonlight.