• Wishing you the ability to find your phone, keys, and mind throughout the New Year.

  • May your New Year be filled with chapters of joy and pages of success.

  • Here’s to a New Year filled with new friends, new adventures, and new achievements.

  • May your New Year involve less folding laundry and more folding pizza slices.

  • Wishing you a New Year that’s bursting with joy and full of surprises.

  • May the New Year whisk you to places you have never been before.

  • Wishing you a New Year with more ping pong and less pong in life’s ping.

  • Wishing you a New Year’s fitness routine that doesn’t involve running… late.

  • Here’s to a New Year as energetic as the fireworks and as hopeful as the sunrise.

  • May your New Year be filled with as much excitement as finding free Wi-Fi.