• Wishing you the ability to find your phone, keys, and mind throughout the New Year.

  • Cheers to health and happiness.

  • May your New Year involve less folding laundry and more folding pizza slices.

  • Wishing you a New Year with more ping pong and less pong in life’s ping.

  • Cheers to new opportunities.

  • Wishing you a New Year’s fitness routine that doesn’t involve running… late.

  • May your New Year be filled with as much excitement as finding free Wi-Fi.

  • Wishing you joy and prosperity.

  • Wishing you a year of growth.

  • Wishing you a New Year that’s as organized as your Pinterest boards.