• Wishing you the ability to find your phone, keys, and mind throughout the New Year.

  • May you step into the New Year with fresh dreams, new hopes, and zeal to win.

  • May your New Year involve less folding laundry and more folding pizza slices.

  • Wishing you a New Year with more ping pong and less pong in life’s ping.

  • Wishing you a New Year’s fitness routine that doesn’t involve running… late.

  • May your New Year be filled with new adventures that show you the limitless possibilities of life.

  • Wishing you the strength to let go of the past and the courage to embrace the future.

  • May your New Year be filled with as much excitement as finding free Wi-Fi.

  • May your New Year be as bright as the sunshine and as fragrant as the flowers.

  • Let the New Year be your most productive and fulfilling year yet.