May your New Year’s Eve kiss be less awkward than a family reunion.
Let’s make a New Year’s resolution to be as optimistic as a dog with a full tail in a room full of rocking chairs.
May your New Year be as good as your dance moves on New Year’s Eve.
May your New Year resolutions last as long as your leftovers.
Wishing you a New Year that’s as smooth as your bald uncle’s head.
Let the New Year bring you more joy than finding a forgotten $20 in your pocket.
Wishing you fewer awkward moments than an elevator ride with strangers.
Let’s make the New Year sparkle brighter than your fake laughter at bad jokes.
May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short this New Year.
Let’s start the New Year on the right foot… or any foot that’s not hungover.
