Wishing you the ability to find your phone, keys, and mind throughout the New Year.
May your New Year’s Eve kiss be less awkward than a family reunion.
Let’s make a New Year’s resolution to be as optimistic as a dog with a full tail in a room full of rocking chairs.
May your New Year be as good as your dance moves on New Year’s Eve.
May your New Year involve less folding laundry and more folding pizza slices.
May your New Year resolutions last as long as your leftovers.
Wishing you a New Year with more ping pong and less pong in life’s ping.
Wishing you a New Year’s fitness routine that doesn’t involve running… late.
Wishing you a New Year that’s as smooth as your bald uncle’s head.
Let the New Year bring you more joy than finding a forgotten $20 in your pocket.
