May the New Year bless you with health, wealth, and happiness.
May your New Year’s Eve kiss be less awkward than a family reunion.
Let’s make a New Year’s resolution to be as optimistic as a dog with a full tail in a room full of rocking chairs.
May your New Year be as good as your dance moves on New Year’s Eve.
May your New Year resolutions last as long as your leftovers.
Wishing you a New Year that’s as smooth as your bald uncle’s head.
Wishing you a year fully loaded with joy.
Let the New Year bring you the strength to face the challenges of life and courage to adjust the sail to take every situation to your stride.
Let the New Year bring you more joy than finding a forgotten $20 in your pocket.
Wishing you fewer awkward moments than an elevator ride with strangers.