• May the New Year bless you with health, wealth, and happiness.

  • May your New Year’s Eve kiss be less awkward than a family reunion.

  • Let’s make a New Year’s resolution to be as optimistic as a dog with a full tail in a room full of rocking chairs.

  • May your New Year be as good as your dance moves on New Year’s Eve.

  • May your New Year resolutions last as long as your leftovers.

  • Wishing you a New Year that’s as smooth as your bald uncle’s head.

  • Wishing you a year fully loaded with joy.

  • Let the New Year bring you the strength to face the challenges of life and courage to adjust the sail to take every situation to your stride.

  • Let the New Year bring you more joy than finding a forgotten $20 in your pocket.

  • Wishing you fewer awkward moments than an elevator ride with strangers.