• Wishing you the ability to find your phone, keys, and mind throughout the New Year.

  • May the New Year bring you new opportunities and adventures.

  • May your New Year involve less folding laundry and more folding pizza slices.

  • Wishing you a year that’s promising, exciting, and inspiring.

  • Wishing you a New Year with more ping pong and less pong in life’s ping.

  • Wishing you a New Year’s fitness routine that doesn’t involve running… late.

  • Wishing you a year full of happiness and good health.

  • Let the New Year be a time of renewal and growth.

  • May your New Year be filled with as much excitement as finding free Wi-Fi.

  • Happy New Year! May your year be as bright as your smile.