May you find more wine than water this New Year.
Wishing you more luck than a four-leaf clover in a rabbit’s foot factory this New Year.
Wishing you 365 days of avoiding me as your New Year’s resolution.
Wishing you fewer resolutions to break and more dreams to half-remember.
Here’s to another year of mutual disdain and irritation with one another. Cheers!
May your New Year resolutions last as long as your leftovers.
Here’s to buying a New Year’s gym membership and not using it. Tradition!
May you spend less time on the internet this New Year and more with the real world. Or not.
Wishing you a New Year that’s tolerable enough not to need alcohol…but includes it anyway.
Wishing you more fun and less drama this New Year. Or vice versa, whatever floats your boat.
