Let’s toast to one more year of us making poor decisions together.
May your New Year’s Eve kiss be less awkward than a middle school dance.
Here’s to a New Year as predictable as last year. Not!
Wishing you a New Year full of adventures – from the couch to the fridge.
May your New Year be free of encounters with walls, door frames, and the floor.
May your New Year be as short-lived as your new gym membership.
Wishing you a New Year’s resolution that sticks. Unlike last year…and the year before.
Wishing you a New Year’s celebration that’s as pompous and overrated as a high school prom.
Let’s start the New Year on the right foot. Or left, if that’s more your thing.
Wishing you a New Year that’s as good as an uncharged phone on a long commute.
