Wishing you the ability to find your phone, keys, and mind throughout the New Year.
Let’s toast to one more year of us making poor decisions together.
May your New Year involve less folding laundry and more folding pizza slices.
Wishing you a New Year with more ping pong and less pong in life’s ping.
Wishing you a New Year’s fitness routine that doesn’t involve running… late.
May your New Year’s Eve kiss be less awkward than a middle school dance.
Here’s to a New Year as predictable as last year. Not!
Wishing you a New Year full of adventures – from the couch to the fridge.
May your New Year be free of encounters with walls, door frames, and the floor.
May your New Year be filled with as much excitement as finding free Wi-Fi.
