• Let’s toast to one more year of us making poor decisions together.

  • May your New Year’s Eve kiss be less awkward than a middle school dance.

  • Wishing you a year full of new opportunities and successes, dear boss.

  • Here’s to a New Year as predictable as last year. Not!

  • Happy New Year! May your year ahead be filled with the success you seek.

  • Wishing you a New Year full of adventures – from the couch to the fridge.

  • May the New Year bring you the recognition you deserve and more.

  • May your New Year be free of encounters with walls, door frames, and the floor.

  • May your New Year be as short-lived as your new gym membership.

  • Happy New Year! Let’s make this year even more productive and successful.