• Let’s toast to one more year of us making poor decisions together.

  • May blessings flow in your life like a river of joy this New Year.

  • May your New Year’s Eve kiss be less awkward than a middle school dance.

  • Here’s to a New Year as predictable as last year. Not!

  • Let your New Year be graced with blessings, happiness, and good fortune.

  • May your New Year be blessed with laughter, peace, and extraordinary moments.

  • Wishing you a New Year full of adventures – from the couch to the fridge.

  • May your New Year be free of encounters with walls, door frames, and the floor.

  • May your New Year be as short-lived as your new gym membership.

  • Let the New Year bless you with health, happiness, and the heart to appreciate your blessings.