• Wishing you the ability to find your phone, keys, and mind throughout the New Year.

  • May your New Year involve less folding laundry and more folding pizza slices.

  • Wishing you a year that’s bursting with joy and filled with friendship.

  • May this New Year bring you more pizza nights and endless gossip sessions.

  • Wishing you a year as sweet as honey and as warm as the sun.

  • Wishing you a New Year with more ping pong and less pong in life’s ping.

  • Let’s leap into the New Year with joy, friends, and chocolate.

  • Wishing you a New Year’s fitness routine that doesn’t involve running… late.

  • Wishing you 365 days of smiles and sunshine.

  • May your New Year be filled with as much excitement as finding free Wi-Fi.