• Happy Mother’s Day to my first and favorite chef. Sorry for all the burnt pots.

  • To the woman who somehow survives our family group chat, Happy Mother’s Day.

  • Here’s to the mom who still tries to text with one finger. Your effort is appreciated. Happy Mother’s Day.

  • Thanks for always being my personal taxi. Next year, I’ll chip in for gas. Happy Mother’s Day.

  • Mom, thanks for teaching me to laugh at myself. You have so much material to work with. Happy Mother’s Day.

  • Cheers to the woman who had a kid and still kept her sanity. Barely. Happy Mother’s Day.

  • To the woman who made me all I am, and then said, “I was just kidding.” Happy Mother’s Day.

  • Cheers to the mom who’s been my partner in crime. Let’s keep the statute of limitations in mind. Happy Mother’s Day.

  • Happy Mother’s Day to someone who’s smart, funny, and good-looking… from the person who got all your best genes.

  • To my mom, the family’s unofficial therapist, Happy Mother’s Day.