Happy Mother’s Day to my first and favorite chef. Sorry for all the burnt pots.
To the woman who somehow survives our family group chat, Happy Mother’s Day.
Here’s to the mom who still tries to text with one finger. Your effort is appreciated. Happy Mother’s Day.
Thanks for always being my personal taxi. Next year, I’ll chip in for gas. Happy Mother’s Day.
Mom, thanks for teaching me to laugh at myself. You have so much material to work with. Happy Mother’s Day.
Cheers to the woman who had a kid and still kept her sanity. Barely. Happy Mother’s Day.
To the woman who made me all I am, and then said, “I was just kidding.” Happy Mother’s Day.
Cheers to the mom who’s been my partner in crime. Let’s keep the statute of limitations in mind. Happy Mother’s Day.
Happy Mother’s Day to someone who’s smart, funny, and good-looking… from the person who got all your best genes.
To my mom, the family’s unofficial therapist, Happy Mother’s Day.