Mother’s day wishes

Happy Mother’s Day to someone who still thinks LOL means “lots of love.” Thanks for all the LOLs, mom.

Happy Mother’s Day. Let’s celebrate the fact that I turned out awesome because of, and in spite of, your advice.

Here’s to the woman who had me and still decided to keep me. Happy Mother’s Day.

Here’s to the only person who knows my secrets and still loves me. Have a hilarious Mother’s Day.

Happy Mother’s Day to the lady who knows how to press ‘record’ on every family occasion, even the embarrassing ones.

Thanks for the genes that gave me these great looks. Happy Mother’s Day.

Thanks for always being right about everything. It’s annoying, but helpful. Happy Mother’s Day.

For Mother’s Day, I got you the most precious gift: my presence. You’re welcome.

Here’s to the mom who can find anything in the house. Except when she’s looking for her glasses. Happy Mother’s Day.

Happy Mother’s Day to the lady who knows how to keep all my secrets… including her Netflix password.