• Happy Mother’s Day to someone who still thinks LOL means “lots of love.” Thanks for all the LOLs, mom.

  • Happy Mother’s Day to the woman who raised me into the person I am today. Love you forever.

  • Happy Mother’s Day. Let’s celebrate the fact that I turned out awesome because of, and in spite of, your advice.

  • To the world, you may be one person, but to me, you are the world. Happy Mother’s Day!

  • Here’s to the woman who had me and still decided to keep me. Happy Mother’s Day.

  • Here’s to the only person who knows my secrets and still loves me. Have a hilarious Mother’s Day.

  • Happy Mother’s Day to the lady who knows how to press ‘record’ on every family occasion, even the embarrassing ones.

  • Your strength and love have guided me. Happy Mother’s Day to my personal superhero.

  • Wishing a very happy Mother’s Day to the queen of our heart and the family.

  • Thanks for the genes that gave me these great looks. Happy Mother’s Day.