• Happy Mother’s Day to someone who still thinks LOL means “lots of love.” Thanks for all the LOLs, mom.

  • Happy Mother’s Day to all the ladies, may your kindness and warmth be returned to you tenfold today.

  • Happy Mother’s Day to all the ladies, your love is the foundation of every happy memory.

  • Happy Mother’s Day. Let’s celebrate the fact that I turned out awesome because of, and in spite of, your advice.

  • To all the incredible ladies, may your day be filled with the love and respect you so richly deserve. Happy Mother’s Day.

  • Wishing a Happy Mother’s Day to all the ladies, may you always know how much you are loved and appreciated.

  • To all the wonderful ladies out there, may this Happy Mother’s Day be as special as you are.

  • Happy Mother’s Day to all ladies, the unsung heroines in our lives, may your day be as wonderful as you are.

  • Here’s to the woman who had me and still decided to keep me. Happy Mother’s Day.

  • Here’s to the only person who knows my secrets and still loves me. Have a hilarious Mother’s Day.