To my wife on her birthday: Congratulations on reaching an age when getting a “quickie” means a 15-minute nap.
To my wife: On your birthday, let’s remember that love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. Here’s to more ‘enlightening’ years together!
Wishing my wife a happy birthday. I would offer to sing for you, but I love you too much to do that to you.
Funny birthday message to my wife: You’re the peanut butter to my jelly — slightly nutty and extra sweet. Here’s to sticking together.
Happy birthday to my wife, who says experience comes with age. So, basically, you’re extremely experienced.
To my wife on her birthday: You’re not aging; you’re leveling up. And babe, you’re about to beat the game.
Happy birthday to my wife, who has promised to share her real age with me… one day.
To my wife: I was going to make a joke about your age, but let’s face it, I’m not surviving that adventure. Happy Birthday, my love!
Wishing a fun birthday to my wife, who has an expensive taste. Luckily, she picked me, proving she also loves a good bargain.
Funny birthday message to my wife: Remember, marriage is like a workshop. You work, and I shop! Cheers to a fabulous birthday, my dear.
