• To my wife on her birthday: Congratulations on reaching an age when getting a “quickie” means a 15-minute nap.

  • To my wife: On your birthday, let’s remember that love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. Here’s to more ‘enlightening’ years together!

  • Wishing my wife a happy birthday. I would offer to sing for you, but I love you too much to do that to you.

  • Your smile, your touch, your laughter — they light up my world. Here’s a heart touching birthday wish for my wife, who means everything to me. May your day be as special as you are.

  • Happy birthday to my wonderful wife. Your kindness and grace inspire everyone around you. This heart touching birthday wish is a tribute to the love and light you bring into my life.

  • Funny birthday message to my wife: You’re the peanut butter to my jelly — slightly nutty and extra sweet. Here’s to sticking together.

  • Happy birthday to my wife, who says experience comes with age. So, basically, you’re extremely experienced.

  • My dear wife, on this special day, I offer you my heart, along with a wish that touches the depths of my soul, celebrating the wonderful life we share.

  • To my wife on her birthday: You’re not aging; you’re leveling up. And babe, you’re about to beat the game.

  • Happy birthday to my wife, who has promised to share her real age with me… one day.