On your birthday, to my wife, who still laughs at my jokes, just not on purpose. Funny birthday wishes to the woman who makes every day brighter, with or without my comedic efforts.
Wishing a happy birthday to my wife, who tells me that laughter is the best gift. Good thing, because I forgot to buy one. Funny birthday wishes to my incredible, understanding wife!
For my wife’s birthday: I wanted to surprise you with something really nice and inspiring. Then I remembered you already have me. Funny birthday wishes to my better half!
To my wife, here’s a funny birthday wish: May your day be filled with laughter, wine, and not remembering any of the kids’ names. Just like a regular day, but with cake!
To my wife, on your birthday, just remember: Wine gets better with age, and you get better with wine. Funny birthday wishes to my favorite vintage!
Happy birthday to my wife, who has the most incredible husband. Funny birthday wishes to you, my love. Remember, laughter is the best medicine, or gin… definitely gin.
To my wife, on your birthday, remember you’re not as old as you’ll be next year. Funny birthday wishes to the woman who ages like a fine wine, slightly tart and locked in a cellar.
Happy birthday to my wife, who tells me not to buy anything expensive and then gets mad when I don’t. Here’s to another year of solving the mystery of what you really mean.
To my lovely wife, on your birthday, let’s have a silent moment for all the calories that will be ignored today. Funny birthday wishes to you, my partner in dietary crime!
Happy birthday to my wife, who believes in love at first sight, and I’m grateful for her poor eyesight every day. Funny birthday wishes to my one and only!
