Happy 70th birthday! You’ve earned the right to scream at the TV, even when no one else is in the room.
On your 70th birthday, let’s not say you’re getting older. You’re just becoming a classic.
At 70, if you wake up without any aches, it means you’re probably still asleep. Happy birthday!
At 70, life’s new thrill is claiming discounts. Here’s to saving a penny or two. Happy birthday!
Happy 70th birthday! You’ve now reached the age where your back goes out more than you do.
Happy 70th birthday! You’re at an age when your back goes out more than you do on a Saturday night.
On your 70th birthday, remember: wine improves with age – you’re getting more delicious by the year!
Happy 70th birthday! May you live to be so old, your family talks about you in terms of geological eras.
Happy 70th birthday! May your day be filled with laughter and the odd nap or two… or three.
Wishing you a 70th birthday that’s filled with more fun than a bag of cats. You’re not getting older, you’re getting more daring!
