• On your 50th birthday, may your heart be filled with happiness and your life with joy. Congratulations on this milestone!

  • Happy 70th birthday! You’ve earned the right to scream at the TV, even when no one else is in the room.

  • Happy 50th birthday! Your life is a beautiful tapestry of moments and memories. Here’s to many more.

  • On your 70th birthday, let’s not say you’re getting older. You’re just becoming a classic.

  • At 70, if you wake up without any aches, it means you’re probably still asleep. Happy birthday!

  • At 70, life’s new thrill is claiming discounts. Here’s to saving a penny or two. Happy birthday!

  • Happy 70th birthday! You’ve now reached the age where your back goes out more than you do.

  • Happy 50th birthday! May this milestone be a golden gateway to dreams fulfilled and new horizons.

  • Happy 50th birthday! May your day be as bright as your spirit and as lovely as your heart.

  • Happy 70th birthday! You’re at an age when your back goes out more than you do on a Saturday night.