Happy 70th birthday! Time to celebrate and act your shoe size, not your age.
Happy 70th birthday! Here’s to being young at heart and slightly older in other places.
Celebrating your 70th! It’s like being 21 in Celsius.
Happy 70th birthday! Remember, wine gets better with age, and you’re getting magnificent.
At 70, you’ve earned the right to be forgetful, especially when it comes to other people’s advice.
Happy 70th birthday! You’re not old, you’re a classic, and classics never go out of style.
At 70, you’re not old. You’re a teenager with 55 years of experience.
Happy 70th birthday! At your age, “getting lucky” means finding your car in the parking lot.
Happy 70th birthday! You’re not over the hill; you’re on top of it and the view is great.
70 and still a rebel. Age is a high price to pay for maturity, isn’t it?
