• Happy 70th birthday! You’ve earned the right to scream at the TV, even when no one else is in the room.

  • 21: More than just a number, it’s a new beginning.

  • On your 70th birthday, let’s not say you’re getting older. You’re just becoming a classic.

  • At 70, if you wake up without any aches, it means you’re probably still asleep. Happy birthday!

  • Toasting to 21 years of life and to the endless possibilities that lie ahead.

  • At 70, life’s new thrill is claiming discounts. Here’s to saving a penny or two. Happy birthday!

  • Happy 70th birthday! You’ve now reached the age where your back goes out more than you do.

  • Age 21: Bold, brave, and ready for what’s next.

  • Cheers to 21 years of being awesome. Now, the real fun starts!

  • Welcome to 21, where the nights are long and the memories are unforgettable.