• Happy 70th birthday! Time to celebrate and act your shoe size, not your age.

  • Happy 70th birthday! Here’s to being young at heart and slightly older in other places.

  • Celebrating your 70th! It’s like being 21 in Celsius.

  • Happy 70th birthday! Remember, wine gets better with age, and you’re getting magnificent.

  • At 70, you’ve earned the right to be forgetful, especially when it comes to other people’s advice.

  • Happy 70th birthday! You’re not old, you’re a classic, and classics never go out of style.

  • 21: More than just a number, it’s a new beginning.

  • At 70, you’re not old. You’re a teenager with 55 years of experience.

  • Toasting to 21 years of life and to the endless possibilities that lie ahead.

  • Happy 70th birthday! At your age, “getting lucky” means finding your car in the parking lot.