Happy birthday to the only person who can tell me what to do in the sweetest voice. Love you, Mom!
For your birthday, Mom, I’ve decided to keep all my sarcastic comments to myself. You’re welcome.
Happy birthday, Mom! It’s time to party like you’re not going to have to clean up tomorrow!
Mom, happy birthday! Let’s celebrate the anniversary of your 29th birthday… for the 20th time.
Happy birthday to the woman who can juggle family, work, and still make time for Facebook. You’re a legend, Mom!
Happy birthday to my mom, who has a heart of gold and the patience of a saint… or is it the patience of a bartender?
Here’s to my mom on her birthday: May your coffee be strong, and may your patience with me be stronger.
Happy birthday, Mom! I promise to behave this year… starting tomorrow.
Mom, for your birthday, I found the perfect gift: me, being home on time! Surprise and happy birthday!
Happy birthday, Mom! Remember, wine gets better with age, and so do you… Or is it the other way around?
