• Happy birthday to the only person who can tell me what to do in the sweetest voice. Love you, Mom!

  • For your birthday, Mom, I’ve decided to keep all my sarcastic comments to myself. You’re welcome.

  • Happy birthday, Mom! It’s time to party like you’re not going to have to clean up tomorrow!

  • Mom, happy birthday! Let’s celebrate the anniversary of your 29th birthday… for the 20th time.

  • Happy birthday to the woman who can juggle family, work, and still make time for Facebook. You’re a legend, Mom!

  • To the woman who means everything, may your special day be filled with all the joy you’ve given me. Happy birthday, Mom!

  • Happy birthday, Mom! Today, we celebrate you with a special message of love, gratitude, and joy.

  • Happy birthday to my mom, who has a heart of gold and the patience of a saint… or is it the patience of a bartender?

  • Here’s to my mom on her birthday: May your coffee be strong, and may your patience with me be stronger.

  • Wishing a very happy birthday to my mom, the woman who has always been my inspiration. Your special day deserves the most special message.