Happy birthday, brother! Let’s toast to another year of you stealing the spotlight, just by being your awesome self.
Wishing my brother a happy birthday. May your day be as unpredictable as our childhood wrestling matches.
To my brother, who still believes age is a level in a video game: May you level up with minimal respawn this year.
To my brother on your birthday: May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short. Wait, isn’t every day like a Sunday for you?
Happy birthday to my brother, who’s a master at giving advice he never follows.
Happy birthday to my brother, who’s proven that wisdom doesn’t always come with age!
Happy birthday! Here’s to celebrating the only person I can blame when things go wrong at home.
Wishing my brother a day free of chores and full of video games. Basically, just like any other day for you, but with cake!
Happy birthday to the sibling who has the best sister in the world. Yes, this wish is more about me than you. Enjoy your day anyway!
Happy birthday! You’re not getting older, just more skilled at annoying me in increasingly creative ways.
