Happy Father’s Day to the man who thinks he’s a walking encyclopedia. Spoiler: Google often proves otherwise, but we love you anyway!
Happy Father’s Day to the man who believes in me more than I do and who taught me to never take life too seriously.
Here’s to the dad who’s my favorite taxi driver, ATM, and superhero. May your Father’s Day be as fun as your puns!
Happy Father’s Day to the man who’s half the reason I’m so weird. Here’s to hoping genetics skips a generation!
Cheers to the dad who thinks he’s a grill master. Burnt burgers or not, we love your fiery spirit! Happy Father’s Day!
Wishing a Happy Father’s Day to the man who has a heart of gold and jokes that are… well, old. But we love them anyway!
Happy Father’s Day to the man who told me a clean room was a happy room. Jokes on you, I’m still happy in my mess!
Cheers to the dad who can nap anywhere, anytime. May your Father’s Day be restful, and your recliner always cozy.
Cheers to the dad who’s a legend in his own mind. May your Father’s Day be as epic as your stories!
To the world’s greatest farter, I mean, father: Happy Father’s Day! May your day be filled with less gas and more laughs!
