• May your worst gift this Christmas be better than a gym membership!

  • Wishing you the joy of seeing your boss on the dance floor at the Christmas party!

  • Wishing you a holiday season filled with fruitcakes that actually taste good!

  • Wishing you the gift of good wine, the joy of ugly sweaters, and the comfort of elastic waistbands!

  • May your Christmas sweater be uglier than your year was!

  • Here’s to finding your car in the parking lot on the first try this Christmas shopping season!

  • Here’s to hoping Santa brings you presents and not just his presence this year!

  • Hoping Santa fills your stocking with good vibes and your brother’s with coal – just kidding!

  • May your Christmas be as fun as a reindeer ride over WiFi!

  • May your Christmas be filled with laughs that make your belly shake like a bowl full of jelly!